ESTHETICIAN FAQ

I WANT TO BE A BETTER WAXER. WHATCHA GOT?

We got 1:1 Shadowing, Graphic TutorialsInstagram storiesnewsletters and a whole lotta encouragement

I'LL SKIP THAT ENCOURAGEMENT, THANKS. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR GRAPHIC TUTORIALS THO...

Okay, fine. Ingrate.

We’ve uploaded a collection of detailed and graphic Brazilian and Manzilian tutorials which are streamable for life. Tutorials are close-up with VoiceOver instructions. Brazilian tutorials range from $20-$35 depending on hair density and difficulty. Manzilian tutorials are priced around $150. Well-versed waxers will learn our unique speed waxing technique that have earned us a hardened following and hundreds of 5 coveted stars on YELP. Newbie waxers, we encourage you to watch, re-watch, apply our technique and watch the tutorials yet again until you see the pattern. Once you see the pattern, no furry vagina can best you, no hairy penis can defeat you.

DUDE, YOU GOT ME PUMPED! WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHADOWING?

We offer a 1:1 private shadowing. For $700 you get 3 hours of back-to-back, hands-on, physical training where you mirror everything we do. We wax one half of a vagina, you wax the other half. We wax one testicle, you wax the other. We wax….you get where we’re going. No theory, no drawings, no plastic diagram. When you’re done, you’ll sit down, air out your shirt, cry and question your life choices….for 3 seconds until the next client walks in, gets naked and you do it all over again

WOW. OKAY, BUT $700 IS A LITTLE STEEP. OTHER PLACES CHARGE LESS.

You’re right. Other places have upwards of 4 students who each pay $400 and and all four students will work on ONE model with very little actual hands-on training. Trust us when we tell you, waxing one-eighth of a brazilian is HUGELY DIFFERENT from waxing SIX FULL Brazilians back-to-back. Listen, there’s a method to everyone’s madness so no offense to other schools and their emailed-certificates where you’ll get a lot of theory, hear a lot about technique, maybe remove a a few strips and take a home a goodie bag. But you won’t get the kind of annoying, microscopic, micro-managing correction we provide.

GOT IT. BUT WHY YOU? ARE YOU BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE?

We are a boutique waxing shoppe which means ALL we do is wax. There are no vajacials, lash extensions or brow laminations. We eat, breathe, obsess and overthink about everything waxing.

MAKES SENSE. ANYTHING ELSE INCLUDED?

Good Lord. You mean a 1:1 with a battle-tested wax veteran isn’t enough for you? What more do you want? Our kidneys?!!? Fine, we will also toss in $200 worth of streaming wax tutorials for you to study for the following 3 months.

WILL I BE A LEGENDARY WAXER LIKE YOU AFTERWARDS?

Keep dreaming. Nah, it takes hundreds of hours and countless clients with different body types, hair textures, density and volume to get to where you want to go. We always say when it comes to waxing, you can’t get to quality without first going through quantity. That said, after our class, you’ll feel a tad more prepared and will have a much better understanding of what you need to do. And you’ll cry a lot less. Maybe.

HEARD YOU USE STRIP WAX. CAN YOU TEACH USING HARD WAX, SUGARING, GORILLA GLUE INSTEAD?

Yes, we use strip wax.  Although we trained on hard wax, we switched to soft wax because we like it. No reason beyond that.

There’s a pointless debate in the waxing industry about which is best and everyone will die on their sword declaring that theirs (hard wax, sugaring, epoxy resin) work best.

But let us blow your mind….when a waxer first starts her business, she test drives ALL the waxes. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

Doesn’t matter what highly contaminated, pubic hair-filled wax pot she used when she first learned how to deforest in Beauty School. Forget about which brand she used at the salon that first hired her when she had no business DESTROYING unsuspecting vaginas and penises. When you open your own studio, you still test every wax because you’re trying to decipher (1) price point/profit per can (2) effectiveness (3) ease of use.

So the type (sugaring, hard vs soft) and brand (Satin Smooth, Gigi, Cirepil, Berodin, home made glitter confusion) that your esthie-bestie ends up using is subjective to her price point and ease of use. Even with sugaring, the recipe isn’t exact between practitioners. And every waxer will most likely regurgitate the propaganda that the entire waxing industry bleats: our type/brand is less painful, sticks to the hair and not the skin, doesn’t break hairs, causes less irritation, will find you a boyfriend who listens to your problems without offering advice.🙄🙄

At this point, focus more on learning wax application and technique and then niche down to the type of wax you believe in.  If you master any wax, but you later switch to a different brand or type because it’s environmentally friendly or it’s all organic or it’s texture reminds you of the soft plush leather you could have a sexual relationship with, the learning curve will be much lower.

INTERESTING. HOW DO I SIGN UP?

Have your people email our people at info@teddbare.com with Subject Heading: Young Padawan.

LAST QUESTION. ARE THIS FUNNY IN REAL LIFE?

Even funnier.