BOOK A FULL BODY WAX, BIKINI WAX, OR BRAZILIAN WAX IN SAN JOSE
WELCOME TO TED D BARE, WHERE PAIN IS FREE
And your Waxing Appointment Is A Breeze. We are soooo stoked you’re here!
Your Waxing Studio & Brazilian Wax in San Jose
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Your Waxing Studio & Brazilian Wax in San Jose ⚬
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"Everyone at Ted D Bare is amazing at waxing. I have been coming here for the past 12 years. I recently moved down south and still make a trip once a month to come up and see these ladies."
Cath H.
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"I genuinely LOVE coming here. Every waxer is highly skilled and professional, so I feel confident with whoever I'm scheduled with. The consistency and quality of service are exceptional EVERYTIME. It's the kind of place you'd want to gatekeep, but they absolutely deserve all the recognition and business. So if you're looking for a place to go this is the one!!!! I promise, no regrets"
Faith V.
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"I always feel so comfortable and welcomed whenever I come here! The atmosphere is really chill and I love the decor. All the waxers are super sweet, efficient, and thorough. I love that they're super personable and talk to you like you're a galpal just swinging by for a quick visit :)"
Triss G.
Pain is weakness leaving the body. What kind of waxing service are you looking for?
Give yourself the gift of a Premium Brazilian Wax or Full Body Wax as you experience being pain free!
Whether you’re looking for a Bikini Wax, Brazilian Wax, Full Body Wax, or you simply want to remove a random patch of weeds from your lower back, come find out why Ted D Bare wax center is your neighborhood's little ray of pitch black.
Starting at $65
Duration: It varies
You like saving money as much as we like spending a little more time with you! Don’t settle and book a wax special with one our these waxing deals.
Service Cost: $65
Duration: 15 minutes
Witness the hair waxing miracles that our deforestation ninjas create daily: causing you immense pain and you liking it.
Starting at $30
Duration: 15+ minutes
Whether you have unwanted hair on the legs, the back, just the bum, or anywhere in-between. We have all the waxing services of your dreams.
This Is Us... Your Soon to be Favorite Waxing Center in San Jose
We are professional SPEED WAXERS in San Jose, California who transform lengthy appointments into quick, easy-breezy (dare we say enjoyable) hair deforestation sessions. Pick your pain and we’ll see you soon!
As the Bay Area's top Body Hair Deforestation Ninjas, Body Waxing is what we live for. Meander thru our site, peak the FAQ, and if you catch our vibe and think we can be evil twin-evil twin, please say hello! Can't wait to initiate chaos and magic with you!
Learn More About Us here.
When it comes sanitizing and disinfection in between waxing sessions at our San Jose location, we at Ted D Bare Pain Co exceed the highest industry standards. Our team of professional waxers is meticulously trained to prevent any possible cross contamination when finishing one Brazilian Wax and setting up for the next Brazilian Wax, Manzilian Wax or Vajacial, by soaking, washing and sanitizing all implements before placing them in a sterilizer box which utilizes 254 nm Quart UV Disinfection for rapid sterilization. And while other body wax centers might simply wipe down their table tops, we use disposable table paper in between every client to ensure no part of the treatment bed ever touches our client's actual skin.
Hygiene & Sanitation at our Waxing Center
What is The Aftercare for a Brazilian Wax?
Keep your skin soft, supple, glow-y and ingrown free after going through a waxing session for any part(s) of your body.
Ted D Bare Pain Co handpicked a small, highly curated assortment of Lady Peng aftercare products - formulated by our very own founder and OG waxer - to keep your skin clear, glow-y and bouncy (...because you know, bounce ‘em around, bounce ‘em around, bounce it...).
Available online or to be picked up at your next brazilian wax appointment at our San Jose location.
Numb The Brazilian Wax Pain with the strongest numbing cream available in the waxing industry: Penichillin.
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Ingrowns from Waxing? Never heard of it.
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Everyone Loves Our 7 Minute Brazilian Wax Session
People are astounded whenever we tell them we can finish a 100% PAINLESS brazilian wax in less than 2 minutes. But anything is possible when you lie. What we didn't lie about though is our 640+ 5 star YELP and our 250+ 5 Star Google Reviews from clients who LURVED not only the results of their body wax, but the atmosphere and vibe we bring to each waxing session here in San Jose.
What People Are Saying
“My experience at Ted D Bare was exceptional. Big shoutout to MYA, her attention to detail and commitment to customer satisfaction.”
— N.T
“I haven’t waxed for a while, Rika kept me well distracted from the pain, and she is fast. This is my least painful waxing!.”
— J.Z.
“This place is so cute, clean and everyone is SO friendly! I had my first wax here and the waxer made me feel incredibly comfortable.”
— D.P.
“Been going here for years! Never once thought about cheating on them even after re-locating to the Sacramento area.”
— L.N.
Indulge in our
Full Range of
Waxing Services
Brazilian Wax Specials
Looking for Waxing Deals near you in San Jose? Ted D Bare has them! Save money when you book more than just a Brazilian Wax with one of our wax specials curated to help you and your credit cards.
Brazilian Wax
Brazilian Wax + Full Bum Cheeks (formerly "Manzilian")
Brazilian Wax + Underarms
Brazilian Wax + Full Bum Cheeks + Lower Legs
Brazilian Wax + Lower Back
Brazilian Wax + Full Bum + Lower back
Brazilian Wax + Full Bum Cheeks + Underarms
Brazilian Wax + Chest + Stomach
Brazilian Wax + Back + Shoulders
Brazilian Wax + Upper Lip
Brazilian Wax + Underarms + Upper Lip
Brazilian Wax + Fuzzy Navel
Brazilian Wax + Full Stomach
Brazilian Wax + Lower Legs
Brazilian Wax + Lower Legs + Underarms
Brazilian Wax + Full Bum Cheeks + Chest + Stomach
Brazilian Wax + Full Bum Cheeks + Back + Shoulders
Brazilian Wax + Full Bum Cheeks + Back Only
Brazilian Wax + Full Bum Cheeks + Upper Torso
Full Body Wax
A full body wax is faster than you think! Our waxing ninjas will wax your legs, back, bum, and everywhere in-between faster than you can spell “AWESOME” without compromising quality and ensuring a premium experience.
Lower Legs + Underarms
Lower Legs + Underarms + Upper Lip
Lower Legs
Back Only
Back + Shoulders
Chest Only
Stomach Only
Chest + Stomach
Upper Torso (no underarms)
Just the Bum
Just the Bum + Lower Back
Upper Torso + Bum
Back + Shoulders + Bum
Back Only + Bum
Prefer a personal touch? Unfortunately you can’t have it here. No really, we are not a phone based company BUT we do answer texts. So if you tried to schedule an appointment but didn’t see anything available today, feel free to text us at 408-805-4929 and we’ll let you know of any last minute changes. You can also mosey on over to our Contact Us Page.
Where can you find the best Waxing Center in San Jose?
Ready to wax your body in San Jose with efficient and detailed waxers who love puns, reality tv and unsolved mysteries? Unlike missing socks, we're easy to find! Located right down the street from Westfield's Valley Fair, Ted D Bare Pain Co has plenty of street parking in the front and a designated parking lot in the back. Come through!
Operating Hours
You like our vibe don't you? Although the thought of getting any type of body wax sounds worse than hearing your mom grunt on top of your dad, you know we can be evil twin-evil twin so you want to reach out, amirite? Don't be shy. We’ve made our operating hours for you to get waxed easier than getting along with your family (cuz have you seen the housing prices?!?!?!?)
Ted D Bare Pain Co is open 7 days per week by appointment only. Generally, we're deforesting human bodies and smashing brazilian waxes roughly between the hours of 8AM - 7PM-ish
Need specifics? Check out booking info here.
Endure the (Waxing) Pain, Enjoy the Gain
FAQs About Brazilian Waxing in San Jose
FAQs About Brazilian Waxing in San Jose
How much does a Brazilian Wax hurt?
Not much actually! Only vaguely soul-crushing.
Can you use a Numbing Cream before a Brazilian Wax?
Actually, yes! For seventeen years, clients have begged us for ways to lessen the pain that comes from brazilian waxing. After we stopped laughing in their faces, we now have a Numbing Cream called Penichillin that is so effective, it'll dull the pain left in your heart from the attention you never received in your childhood.
Apply 30 minutes before your appointment, wrap with Saran Wrap for maximum absorption and pray.
Do men get a brazilian wax too?
Yes men get a brazilian wax (aka “manziilan wax”) which is the removal of hair from your penis testicles, bum cheeks and crack.
Still have questions? Head over to our full FAQ and prepare to have your mind blown. READ FAQ HERE >