Because you gotta live life with a little finesse, let your signature gift of Twenty-Twenty-Two be a Ted D Bare gift certificate.


Your generosity and oddness will take the form of a custom-printed wood wax spatula and is available in whatever denomination (ie. $10, $50, $100, $10K) and/or whichever service (i.e. Brazilian, manzilian, back/shoulders etc). ‘Cause designing gets us JUICED, it will be packaged in a delicious fitted black/white envelope decorated with our logo and other curious images.


(Btw, we’re praise monkeys so please feel free to tell THE WORLD how cute our gift certificates are!!)

Gift Certificate

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