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Admit it: sometimes you’ll get a bad case of the brownies that your 2-Ply just can’t handle. Or maybe you’re on your period and a tiny sneeze turns your panties into a crime scene. Y’all, we already ask too much of toilet paper as it is; most break and you end up violating yourself.
Listen, you want fresh and clean, plushy yet sturdy, soft yet brawny? Allow us to introduce you to this CITRUS SCENTED CUMULONIMBUS CLOUD that’ll leave you so clean, it’ll feel like Batman’s Butt-ler himself is washing you. It’s so soft, you’ll feel like an angel kissed your bum with its wet, pouty mouth.
Admit it: sometimes you’ll get a bad case of the brownies that your 2-Ply just can’t handle. Or maybe you’re on your period and a tiny sneeze turns your panties into a crime scene. Y’all, we already ask too much of toilet paper as it is; most break and you end up violating yourself.
Listen, you want fresh and clean, plushy yet sturdy, soft yet brawny? Allow us to introduce you to this CITRUS SCENTED CUMULONIMBUS CLOUD that’ll leave you so clean, it’ll feel like Batman’s Butt-ler himself is washing you. It’s so soft, you’ll feel like an angel kissed your bum with its wet, pouty mouth.
